Timestamped Analysis: Fakeboi Identity Updated
> 0:07-Â âI donât like to talk about my gender, itâs nobodyâs businessâ
So then why have you made 18 gender related videos within the past year alone? Just like your husband, you complain about us discussing your personal life when itâs nobody but you two airing your dirty laundry all over the Internet.Â
> 0:36- âTalking about my gender on this channel harmed me because [âŚ] I was pressured into labelling myself [inaccurate things] â
Says the one that took it upon herself to label herself something new every other month and then complaining whenever her inconsistencies were pointed out.Â
> 1:20-Â âI donât identify with the term non binary anymore [and] I prefer to tell people Iâm a guyâ
A guy who lets his husband call him her âlittle girl,â fuck him in the vag exclusively, is a literal breastfeeding nazi and confuses gender dysphoria with body dysmorphia. Gotcha.Â
>1:36Â âI now prefer he/him pronouns but they/them pronouns are still ok tooâ
Didnât you just say that youâre now a trans guy? Excluding transmasculine people, Iâve never seen a binary trans guy request for they/them pronouns and in a lot of cases, itâd be offensive to refer to them as such.
>1:50- âPeople have been asking me about my sexuality [âŚ] Iâm still bisexualâ
The only somewhat believable thing in the entire video, even though thereâs still evidence to suggest that her husband pressured her into the whole LGBT thing for his own benefit. Why else does he claim that âits for the poly lulzâ and that her girlfriends MUST be shared with him? And that he âonly wants thisâ for her?
>2:00- âPeople have been confused about what to call me now [âŚ] and Iâve chosen the name Kai because I think it suits meâ
Just like the name âLainey,â you did not choose that name for yourself. Before you ever went public about it on your own, Grease has been referring to you by that name and no matter how many times youâve been asked to clarify it, it took months for you to come up with that half-assed response. You didnât know what to say because you chose the name âEliâ long before Greg started referring to you as Kai and it was the name you preferred, but doormats have to stay silent I guess.Â
 Whatâs strange though is that you said you didnât like your birthname âTaylorâ because it was âtoo masculineâ even though itâs as gender neutral as âKaiâ is. So what is it then?Â
>3:52-Â âI canât transition right now because Iâm still nursingâ
Your kids are 3 and 5. Why the fuck are you breastfeeding literal toddlers? The only thing you donât like about your breasts is how theyâve deflated and sagged after 5+ years of breastfeeding. Thatâs not dysphoria, thatâs dysmorphia. Before Greg convinced you that you were bi and trans, you publicly resonated with Shane due to his own struggles with body dysmorphia. But in the extremely slim chance that you are indeed transgender, Greg will never let you get the surgeries you need. Heâs body shamed trans and cis women alike for getting breast implants and has labelled gender surgeries as âunnecessaryâ to begin with. Also you still have those hefty IRS and wetlands $$$ to pay, so good luck getting money for a procedure like top surgery.Â
>4:40- (reacting to trans related video from 11 months ago) ââŚI still agree with [the points I brought up in this video] because I hated my body as a kid and still doâ
Thatâs not really what dysphoria is though, and youâve said it yourself! From the trans people Iâve talked to and watched videos of, dysphoria isnât exactly hating the body you were born into as opposed to feeling like itâs not yours or doesnât belong. Of course no trans experience is completely identical to the next, but saying that hating your body is exclusively a trans trait couldnât be farther from the truth.
>5:15-Â âAs far as starting Testosterone, I [donât want facial & body hair], but then [I realized I could just shave it all off and itâs not a big deal].â
You literally cannot pick and choose what effects youâll gain from starting HRT and an inevitable result from starting T is the thickening and growth of hair everywhere. Also, you have no idea what itâs like to have to shave your face constantly, almost every day of your life. You canât even keep on top of cleaning your house and properly caring for your hair, what makes you think youâll be able to handle shaving your uwu soft boi~ skin all the time? Additionally, not that youâll ever find a real job but presentation is key in every manâs (every personâs rather) life and showing up to work with messy/unshaved facial hair isnât going to benefit you whatsoever. Many companies outright forbid showing up with pronounced facial hair even. Since you and your husbandâs channels are dying, you should consider that as you work on getting your masters in psych (since a bachelorâs will not land you a job anywhere) and Greg works at the local home depot.
>6:05-Â âI donât believe having facial hair would make me dysphoricâ
Iâm sure your kids will look back fondly on mommy breastfeeding them with a mustachioed smile gracing her soft boi features.
>6:12-Â âI donât want a deep voice going on Testosteroneâ
Testosterone has the potential to deepen your voice drastically within even a month or twoâs time so why the fuck would you want to go on T at all? Have you done any research on transitioning? Â
>6:30-Â â[Having a deep voice] would not look right with (gestures to herself) with my A E S T H E T I Câ
And there we have it folks! Laundry doesnât wanna have a ~big burly man voice uwu~ she wants to have a smol androgynous boi~ uwu voice! All for the preteen sk8r emo space prince uwu look, not because of genuine dysphoria that you want to fucking alleviate.Â
>6:36-Â âI would like to have a voice that wouldnât automatically make people misgender meâ
Yeah, going on testosterone would likely do that for you. But you just said that you donât want a deep voice from HRT, so what could you possibly gain from going on hormones?
>6:50-Â âVoice training [is another possibility for me,] but thereâs more to going on T than your voice changing. Your face changes and I have a feminine facial structure that [I want to change]â
Testosterone will make your voice drop before it noticeably masculinizes your bone structure. Like it or not, youâll have to put up with your voice irreversibly changing before even coming close to that point. Seriously though; how much research have you actually done?
>7:10-Â âIt changes the way your fat depositsâ
That it does, but what if another bandaid baby is due along the crumbling roads of your marriage? Considering youâve admitted to having no dysphoria nor gender discomforts of any kinds during your pregnancies and breastfeeding alike, this wouldnât be a good choice for you if youâre planning on dropping another crotch goblin onto the swamp. Â
>7:20-Â âI still donât know where I stand on going on T but itâs something Iâd like to discuss with my therapistâ
I agree, doing things for your own mental health is important. So skip the gender talk and discuss ways to split from your husband with your therapist before anything else.Â
>8:15- (regarding top surgery)Â âThatâs a bridge Iâll cross when I come to itâ
The vibes I get from this video reek of your uncertainty regarding transitioning. Itâs normal to question which surgeries/procedures are right for you, but youâve been questioning yourself so often for so long that itâs concerning. I think being in the same house as Gregory and having expressed symptoms of body dysmorphia is making you needlessly confused. Once youâre away from him, I genuinely feel youâll be at liberty to decide the best course of action for yourself. But for now, in my opinion, you really donât understand what youâd be getting into if you were to transition with misidentified gender dysphoria.
>8:36-Â âI didnât have chest dysphoria before [I started breastfeeding and got pregnant] because it was smaller than it is nowâ
See, that really doesnât sound like dysphoria whatsoever to me. The one absolutely consistent trait I see among trans guys is the desire to masculinize their chests, but ultimately you sound dissatisfied with having large breasts; not having breasts to begin with. Thereâs nothing wrong with being cisgender and getting a reduction and I hope youâre aware of that.
>8:55-Â âI understand my chest will probably get smaller when Iâm done nursing, but [itâs still something I want.]â
Did you not hear yourself less than 20 seconds ago? You seriously should consider getting a reduction if your breasts donât go down to their pre-pregnancy size instead of getting top surgery altogether.Â
>9:09- *Lainey picks her nose for a few seconds*
>9:27- âI canât believe I said âLaineyâ wasnât a feminine name, I 100% believe that itâs a feminine name [back then and now]â
What held you back from just speaking how you felt, then? It couldnât have been out of fear of breaking from the nickname Gregory assigned to you all those years ago, could it? NoâŚÂ
>9:47- âI considered the name âEliâ but it felt like it was missing a puzzle piece, but then I found the name âKai,â and one day Greg said âhow about the name Kai?â and Iâve been thinking about it a lot tooâ
Absolute bollocks. Youâve never once changed your Twitter display name to Kai whereas youâve done so for Eli, you came out on your own requesting to be called Eli, youâve had Madison back in the day call you EliâŚbut Kai? You didnât even publicly acknowledge that you ~allegedly~ chose Kai until yesterday, and even the way you worded it is strange. You were both thinking about the same name the whole time, and it was your husband who coincidentally brought up the same name and started calling you by it? Why wouldnât you come out earlier and tell us yourself that Kai was your choice and that Greg wasnât entirely responsible for your choice of name? Everything about this is sketchy and seeing as you continue to disable ratings for your uploads, itâs hard to feel bad for you at this point. All you do is deflect criticism and ignore valid points people rightfully bring up about the nature of your interactions with Gregory.
>10:00-Â âSo thatâs also to clear up that Greg did not fucking choose my nameâ
Uh oh, weâre busting out the big boy f bombs. That must mean sheâs really serious and totally not acting defensive about something that definitely didnât happen! Greg didnât force this name onto her as he did Lainey, no way!Â
>10:10-Â âTo summarize, Iâm just a guy being a dudeâ
Profoundly wise words spoken by a 24 year old mother of two. Absolutely incredible.
**Additional notes: vocal fry does NOT make you sound like a man!Â