水魔法 :: MIZU MAHŌ

"Well, well, well.           Look what the Oramis dragged in: a useless swordsman."

          "Ah--Uh, it's okay, Pisti... There there... I understand            being upset with him for joking about that--it is a            serious matter--but you brought it on him for sur-            prising him like that! Don't you know you can't jump            out at people like that or somebody actually will have            a heart attack? I guess you could say it was a small            lesson in Ja'far's weird way."

          "P-Pisti--!!" This is exactly why Ja'far has gray hair.

          "I don't think Sindria carries those beauty products... but           wouldn't your bath be okay without it?"

          "Very funny. I was only taking into consideration the fact that           you bite down on everything that moves." Being around Masrur,           you'd think she'd learn, yet she still can't help but marvel at the           strangeness of it. 

          "Is there anything you don't eat?"

          ooc. Like this for a short starter?

          "It's not FUNNY!"