Mii

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

You can lie when you name things

And you may tell yourself "this is not my tomodachi life"

I can’t talk rn I need to go judge a book by its cover, walk on thin ice, beat a dead horse, cry over spilled milk, beat around the bush, let the cat out of the bag, bark up the wrong tree, hold my horses, add fuel to the fire, and spill the beans

while you’re at it, kill two birds with one stone, bite the bullet, throw in the towel, read too much into it, and hit the books

shoot, forgot I also have to go break a leg, make a long story short, speak of the devil, see the best of both worlds, take a mile when I’m given an inch, and bite off more than I can chew

never know what to do with myself when i finish watching a movie. i cant just go back to what i was doing before bro i just had my mind permanently altered by cinema. i should have movie aftercare i should be sitting with the directors having my needs tended to as i process what i just experienced.

Oh my glob.

first rule of december 26-31 don’t think about your life

my 12+ alarms failing me yet again