Could you rank the shichibukai, former and present, in order of fuckability? (You can include yourself, if you like, but I think it's pretty obvious that you would be at the top of the list)
These are in no particular order, but here’s my stance on my former colleagues.
Myself: Too much infighting, probably wouldn’t work out.
Bartholomew Kuma: Might be interesting, now that he’s got robot bits.
Gekko Moria: Noisy, unappealing, lazy. Fucking him would be too much work with too little payoff.
Boa Hancock: Hates men, obnoxious. I don’t see much potential here.
Jinbe: He’s fairly exotic, might be worth a shot. Seems like the kind of guy who’d take me out for dinner first.
Dracule Mihawk: He doesn’t strike me as a man with any interest in sex. I can’t really imagine him with anyone, come to think of it.
Donquixote Doflamingo: If we’re discussing “fuckability” in the sense of who’d be easiest, Doflamingo tops the list.
Edward Weeble: I’ll fuck him.. fuck him up.
Trafalgar Law: This one talks a lot of shit without actually accomplishing much, and I figure he’s the same way in bed.
Buggy: Too noisy for my tastes, but it’s kind of cute how he’s scared of me.
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