100 Things you don't want your scout to say.
Hello guys as I have been very busy started learning Fleet Command I have seen some chat that i don't want my scout to say :P
2# "Command, I thought you meant Arnher... shit." (they are 2 system have very close name it is anher and arnher)
3# <Any pirate/griefer corp name> paid me a shiteload of isk to get you into this position. Cya!" (fuuuu was a joke between Scout and FC.)
5# "There's only six of them or so. What's a Nyx?"
6# "Cyno on grid! Oh wait, crap... it's mine."
7# "I forgot I'm still in a shuttle"
8# "How the hell did they get a bubble on me? I thought bubbles can only be used in nullsec."
9# "Dat's what I'm talkin' about! Imma freakin' blur here!"
10#"Ok, there's a lot of them, let me go through .. badger, badger, badger, avatar, avatar ... ooh, a drake.."
11 "Wait up guys, I wanna get on the killmail!"
12# "Brb, MA's being wrong on the forums again"
13#"Gatecamp composition typed out with links. Damnit... that was Local again, wasn't it?"
15# "You will not believe what is getting to you through the gate..."
17# "They all docked up."
18# "what is a cyno field for?"
19# "...why is my cloak off?"
20# "This carrier has no chance against my faction battleship with officer mods!"
21# "Folks? I can't move for some reason. Loads of light effects, though."
22# "don't worry there are only 3 ships on scan; thanatos, nyx, aeon"
23# "Command , this room has .... um run "
24# "What do you mean, wrong side of the gate?"
25# "I am supposed to be WHERE?"
26# "Jumping back through the WH and logging. I hope someone brought probes!"
27# "I wonder why my cloak won't activate..."
28# "ouch what a killmail"
29#"There's a Bhaalgorn on promoBlink!"
30# " Scout (in local chat) I am in position on WT, warp the fleet to me at 20 from planet 4
WT > thanks for the warning!"
31#"Got nothing on scan, jump" > 25 hostiles warp in > "WTF... oh I had the wrong overview settings"
32# "Hang on, there's a radar site in here. Give me 15 minutes."
33# "(To local) Wait... This isn't the command channel."
34# "You said 'remember to activate your cloak'... What's that? Something to eat?"
35# "Point on Rapier, I'm in uuuh... three gates out." > "Meh, never mind, I'm down."
36# "Wow...it would suck to be in the fleet right now without a cloak"
37# "Hang on a sec, there are too many reds on my overview"
38# "I forgot to tell you that they are camping the gate.."
39# "Hang on, my mumble is acting up"
40# "How did I get to Aldrat so fast?"
41# "Oh, hey, my mouse just died"
42# "What's this Shrapnel Bomb thing and why is it 5km away from me?"
43# "How did I land 100km behind a gate in a blue glass bubble? why are there ships heading towards me?"
44# "Aw come on, a prototype cloak and the T2 version must be the same, and this one is way cheaper."
45# From a CovOps pilot: "I'm docking to check the station."
46# "Yeah, this system's quiet. Only 15 in local, all neutral." Then as the fleet jumps in: "Why are all these neutrals flashing on my overview?"
47# "I have a warp in on a GCC! Warp to me at... oh hang on, phone's ringing."
48# "One flashy drake just off the gate with drones out. Ummm... What are Firbolgs?"
49# "Holy S****. WarTarget Jump freighter on auto-pilot 3 jumps from Siki."
50# "Never mind guys. I lost the auto-piloting War Target jump Freighter."
51# Scout1: 'I am closing on the target from below in order to get a warp-in!' > Scout2: 'Wait, I am doing the same!' > /They uncloak each other >Scout 1+2: 'Daaaaaaaamn.....!'
Credit go to All my Corp member posting this :P