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Carla comes bursting out of the closet

Hearing rumbling in the distance of endorphine activity among women somewhere

A mutual uses a ship name you've never heard

A surprisingly appealing screenshot of characters you don't recognize floats by

A couple mutuals make posts with your ship and this new ship name.

An onslaught of screenshots of beautiful women being vaguely queer together sliding by

You maintain "I do not need another ship. I won't be tempted....

You fail

You watch the latest clips

You go to the "start at the beginning" super cuts

A week later you are making excel spreadsheet timelines of "when did her wife die" and "was it during the gap between that previously recurring character's appearances"

In case anyone is wondering:

Becky’s birthday is the day before they sleep together the first time. So late November. The Swain wedding anniversary is in the summer. In the "Carla plunks herself in Lisa’s car and so it begins" scene - Lisa says Becky has been dead 2 years and six months. That’s at the end of May 2024. Which presuming a very upset widow is vaguely accurate in her description - puts the death probably November or Dec 2021. That would put Becky’s “demise” likely very shortly after the second set of VM’s episodes. Lisa Swain's next case that we see on air is May 2022. Six months or so into her widowhood.

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