Lazy But Talented

Can I uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hold your hand

just want someone who can’t shut the fuck up about me

I hope something unexpectedly good happens to you this week.

if you’re reading this i hope you find the strength to get through whatever it is that’s causing you so much trouble or pain at the moment

The last five months of 2018 are going to be filled with financial independence, true love, healing, and answered prayers 

Im a professional sweetheart

“The best sex is when you don’t have to worry how loud you are.”

I can’t

This man really thought a gorgeous porn star would be pen pal-ing with his ass 😂

💀💀💀

This is still funny every time I see it.

THEIR FACES LMAO LIKE “This bitchhhhhh…”