MidnightsDaydreamer

You can’t sleep because you’re having trouble getting your brain to be quiet. I can’t sleep because I’m thinking about the Paul Revere Dunkin Crawl. We are not the same (unless of course you’re also thinking about the Paul Revere Dunkin Crawl)

I like horror but if I get too much horror content the shadows become evil. And I’m convinced The Creature ™️ is within my room. Will I be doing anything to fix this? No

Motherfuckers be like “take charge of the bedroom” and be mad when you bring out the ionizer. Send post

They don’t let YOU into the party because you’re not on the guest list. They don’t let ME into the party because I am full of Prussian blue. We are not the fucking same. The Geiger counter starts ticking feverishly

I am not a MAN. I am not a WOMAN. I am RADIOACTIVE. You need HOSPITALIZATION

Golf is not a sport