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No don’t kill yourself you’re so sexy you must live to see the fall of the United States of America and the failed state of Israel

it’s funny bc you’re 13 and you’re like wow dan howell is literally meeeee. and then you come back over a decade later and you’re like oh ive changed so much, dan howell can’t possibly be me anymore. but turns out dan howell has changed too and he is still literally you.

what’s the word for post nut clarity but for situations

the word i was looking for was hindsight

i have been feeling really great recently !!!

april fools im dead inside

sorry i didn't respond im losing my fucking mind

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid 

might fuck around and isolate myself this whole new year

well fuck. who knew