Midnight

A letter from my good friend Jonathan has arrived! How exciting to hear about his culinary adventures. I hope he has a good time on his business trip

Every year I watch that white boy go, with no way of warning him. No way of letting him know. Helplessly watching him devour his paprika chicken before journeying the road to his doom. Don’t go, white boy. Don’t go.

contrary to popular belief, goncharov is a completely real movie! it’s just that the special camera and tape they filmed it on make it oddly imperceptible to the human eye. the unique wavelengths of light are only visible to a select number of individuals with a rare genetic disease known as alexandria’s genesis

Kermit the frog just lets Miss Piggy fuck whoever she wants but he has to sit on the cuck stool, sadly jerking his felt green felt cock at a rate of about point three jerks per minute, and if that isn't true magical girl power that I don't know what is. Blessed are the divas for they will inherit the mirth. 🍆🤏