...Of Fools and Kings

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

Y'all notice they don't make ocean spray commercials anymore. Ain't seen those two white men in the cranberry pit in a long time. The bog spiders musta got them.

they should make a followup commercial where the bog spiders are selling the juice

We tried to warn you about the "adult content" bans. Now Kickstarter is starting that shit

"Fetishized imagery intended to arouse" well it's a good thing oppressed and vulnerable communities are never fetishized.

why is the hill silent. it's supposed to be alive with the sound of music

this is meant to be read in the tone of an exasperated gay theater director

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion!