Ceaseless yapper

1 WHOLE YEAR OF JARTHUR BUTTSEX IMAGE BB

reblog to incase a moot in a 10 litre bottle of mayonnaise

there are some albums where 2-3 songs on the album are the best songs ever created, completely perfect, the absolute peak of music. and the rest of the album is so shitty it is unlistenable and you’re confused how the artist managed to swing between those two absolutes.

terrified of unwittingly enjoying the shadows in the cave. the song you didn't know was a cover. the movie you didn't realize was a parody. the game you never knew was a bootleg port. and then even after you find out, there's something in you that still likes the shadow better than the real thing

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

interacting w media abt the king in yellow like Malevolent and that minecraft arg but my brain is So smooth that in the event the cosmic horror plot of the stories spreading infectious memetic madness. it just glides right past me like yayyyyy yay fiction 😍😍 no insanity just me with muoy toys

Queer-baiting in malevolent but it’s actually just hinting at the possible return of Charlie Dowd