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Bianca. Bianca should host.

I think Alaska should do it. I love her.

So are we hoping it’s still around when you’re old enough or are we faking your age?

Drag Race will never die, okay, Liv. Hopefully Rupaul will fucking leave and someone less awful will host but  it’ll be here.

If you get really famous people are going to want to touch you all the time and bug you and if I’m your body guard I can just make sure that only happens when you want it to!

But I’m strong I’ll protect the world.

Well you are taller than me and I think that’s all it really takes to be a good body guard.  I doubt I’ll get famous though. Not until I get on drag race anyway.

Professionalism should be priority, no matter the level of performance. Teen drag show? Seems a reasonable place to start showing how to act back stage as well as, as an audience member.

I hope you had fun? I’ve only heard great things. 

Yeah I had a lot of fun. I was glad James came out I know he’s been a little blue lately. We had a good time.  Agreed though people need to step their pussies up and act a little more mature.

Is it finally my opportunity to play body guard?

I don’t think most drag queens need body guards, but if you want to get yourself all gussied up, go ahead. You’re gonna be protecting everyone from my fits of rage about unprofessionalism though.

I don’t know why in the the world you’d think I was better than petty bullshit. I didn’t have a real reason to be mad at you, okay? And I don’t really remember what my reasoning was that day except that I’m about a breath away from a viral meltdown at any given moment. 

I’m just fucking annoyed because we were supposed to go this year together. We were going to actually do shit and run this bitch then you just stop talking to me, and are rude, and then expect me to com running first? Bitch I’M ready for a meltdown at any point but that doesn’t mean I shove people away.  I knew your chest was probably fake, I didn’t think you were.

Bitch, when did I ask for an apology?

And if I hadn’t wanted you and her to see what I’d said, I would have said it in private. However, if you’d rather have a brawl, I’m down. At least we could make some money off admission tickets. Just not tonight, because I’m trying to enjoy myself. 

Nah I don’t wanna fight with you.  I’m just trying to let you know what you did fucked me up, okay? I thought we were different than that.

Listen, I’m not a rational person, okay? I jumped on an Anderson hate bandwagon. You had no problem making up with Kane when his reasoning was just as stupid as mine, but I’m not someone who you may or may not wanna fuck someday, so I guess I’m not as important.

Listen I get it, they look alike but James is the one I’m dating, not Kane. Trust me we’ve tried it before and it’s like a half inflated balloon animal, Kane just isn’t into my juicy juicy ass.  The difference is that Kane stepped to my face when he had a problem with me.  You didn’t. You just talked behind my back on social media, as if I wouldn’t see it and then never talked to me about it. If anything you owe me an apology not the other way around.

We’ll be beautiful and no one can stop us. We can be heroes, just for one day. Probably, but it would be pretty hilarious to see his face. I couldn’t get the boots with the fur, sorry. Against fur boots.

Just for one day? Fuck that bitch. We’ll be heroes eight days a week. How about that cross over?   It would be really funny. We could hook up a hidden camera.  Yeah I can’t blame you. Though eight year old me really really wanted them. Like unreasonably.

And with that last thing you and I talked about, you thought the best thing to do would be to leave me alone to go through it alone because I was mad?

Well I thought you were mad at me for a bullshit reason that had absolutely nothing to do with me, so yeah. I mean I was a bit fucking offended you just dropped me because you were upset with my sister or whatever. Like what kind of friend does that? That’s just fucking disrespectful is what it is.

Maybe in time for the next convention. I know a few sites and have been considering it. I just don’t want Jesse to be the one who gets the mail that day. lmao. Peach? It is not a peach. Pumpkin maybe.

You get a packer, I get a chest plate. It’ll be great.  That’s fair, that’d be pretty funny. I’m sure he’d be scarred for a few hours. Pffft. You got a peach. You got them apple bottom jeans, okay?

Aren’t you always, though? Yeah? And how long did it take you to notice I wasn’t around?

I noticed immediately, I just figured you were mad  at me or something. I saw you were angry about something with me anyway, so...

I feel like you really missed an opportunity there to have people use your ass as a shelf, but whatever. I missed it, but I can imagine it in vivid color.

Yeah that’s probably true but I was a little more worried about my ass being used for other things last night.  I’m sure the photos will surface somewhere. I miss you though.

I don’t know if I’m going to put them into my regular rotation. They kind of hug certain places that remind me of things I don’t have.

That’s fair. Well maybe we’ll get you some leather pants and a huge ass packer and it’ll be fun.  I’m just thinking about how your ass looked mostly. My perfect little peach. ♥

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If I know you at all, I’m sure you made all the others regret signing up for the show.

Trust and believe mama slayed the house down boots.  I looked amazing. I did a Kim K look but without a too ridiculous ass. It was great.