It’s a big bag of weird in there.

for the stevetony endgame mini exchange

Retirement who?

Steve just wanted a nice day off cuddling with his husband. But when an Avengers alarm goes off, there goes his husband flying into trouble with the kids.

This is when investing in good cable pays off.

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Oh man. I saw the prompt 'failing to retire' and I just cackled. This is for @magicasen as part of the A Second Chance: A Steve/Tony Endgame Mini-Exchange over on AO3. :D

Noone.

Me: Had one week of Work and i promised myself to draw during that time.

Also me: Artblock plus sleeping 24/7 🤡✋

Also me at 3am this night: on my last day off

hello im,, soft

for my second team for the 2020 @cap-ironman reverse bang!!💖💖💖

read @hollyandvice ‘s gorgeous fic, “Hear no Evil” here!!

Tiny but mighty

Young Tony undercut

(And since you asked for requests maybe buckytony awkwardly holding hands?☺️)

i’m internally screaming over this that’s so sweet of you screaming and kicking 🥹🫶 it’s stuff like this that just makes getting hate occasionally feel like whatever bc there’s just other amazing ass ppl in the fandom who cares about anons who just want to make others as miserable as they are

hulk banner, a being on a similar power level as thanos, could hardly contain their power when he first slipped on the stark gauntlet and then passed out after snapping. even thanos himself yelled out in pain; 1. every time he added a stone to his gauntlet during infinity war 2. when he acquired the mind stone, completing the whole set at the end of infinity war and 3. when he stole the stark gauntlet from the heroes and put it on in endgame. and then there’s tony stark, human mortal in his early 50s, who put all six stones on at once and barely flinched at the pain.

the point isn’t “tony stark still died after using the stones”

Both Thanos and the Hulk are physically tough, they don’t feel pain often. So when the stones hurt them they didn’t know how to handle it hence the screaming. They never learned how to take pain.

But Tony has been in extreme pain since 2008. The stones were just another source of suffering and something he could handle. He may not be as strong as them but pain was an old friend to him.

Rating: G Pairing: winteriron Tags/Warnings: established relationship, old married life, softness, the bots!

Tony wakes up at 5am, and his first thought is an annoyed oh come on.

He feels it without looking at the watch: the world’s too dark and quiet, and Bucky’s still asleep beside him, although he wakes up early, these days. Today, especially: he planned something sweet for the morning, no doubt, breakfast in bed, perhaps, to wake Tony with.

But no. The sleep runs away, and Tony’s brain is immediately alert and fresh — something that can’t be said for his body. His days of sleepless nights are over: it’s harder now to withhold their toll. He’s content with it, now, glad for it. Age suits him: there’s peace and comfort in it he had no hopes of ever achieving, and now it feels like heaven, like a fairytale come true.

But today — of all days! — his insomnia catches him unaware. It’s not a problem: he will live through the day just fine, but it is an annoyance. A welcome one, to be fair, a sign of a happy retirement: to be annoyed at minor inconvenience. He turns and lets his eyes rest, mind wandering, and his attention turns, as it’s prone to do, toward his husband.

It’s a joyful sight to wake to, even with insomnia, even with his brain so heavy. Bucky looks happy and at peace, his hair all over his face. Tony moves closer to him and is rewarded with an unconscious embrace. It is a marvel, how Bucky tends to follow him even in the sleep.

How lucky he is.

How far they’ve come. It is a miracle in its own way, the true magic of the world, to live through all they did and come out whole and happy. Together, always together.

Tony smiles and buries his face in Bucky’s chest. The contact is a familiar comfort, and the sense of stability and peace that embraces him at that is encompassing.

“Hmm,” the sleepy voice comes from above, “you’re not supposed to wake up yet.”

“Sorry. I can pretend to sleep if that would help?”

“Nah. Like you better this way.”

A hand goes into his hair, so tender.

“You like me in every way.”

“I do.”

The conviction in Bucky’s voice is exhilarating.

“So. Are you planning to feed me?”

“Hmm. At some point, yeah. Are you hungry already?”

Tony considers that.

“Yeah, but I don’t want you to stop holding me.”

Bucky’s laugh is soft and happy.

“I think I can work around that.”

“Yeah?”

“I have a plan, yes. J? Tell the children it’s time.”

Tony has only a moment to lift his head in confusion when the door opens and here they come: all his bots in a row, beeping excitedly.

“How did you—”

“Hush, you, let them do it.”

DUM-E comes to the front and does a little dance. Tony thinks he’s going to cry, but that’s not even the end, for then he sees the tray with his breakfast held carefully by U and Butterfingers, with a card on it that has too much glitter which is now definitely in his food, and at that — fuck it — he wipes his eyes.

“Oh my god—”

Bucky kisses the questions from his lips.

Tony Stark and Child

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