...what if people were REALLY honest on the red carpet?? 🤔 . ‘Show Me How You Werk’ out now on iTunes!! 🤣 @ibnicolearbour . Thank you to @thestevefowler and @babesintoylandcharity for allowing Nicole and I to conduct our nonsense. (at Avalon Hollywood)

The hardest part about living in Las Vegas is constantly telling your friends back home that it’s not as awesome here as it looks...because it is 🤫 (at Wynn Las Vegas)

#gymlife 💪🏽

Happy #VeteransDay 🇺🇸 to a bunch of old fart pilots, navigators and boom operators I served with back in Kansas, Texas, Georgia, Alaska, Oklahoma, United Arab Emirates and Qatar. #22ARW #19ARG ✈️ ...now get off the couch grandpa and go get some free food at Deny’s. 👴🏼 (at McConnell Air Force Base)

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...I don’t remember anything about last night 👩🏻👩🏼🐵👩🏼👩🏽 Just Kidding, Happy Birthday @TheSteveFowler 🎈🎉🎊🎁 (at Pearls Rooftop)

It’s only funny because it’s true #FriendZone

I am so incredibly fortunate to be able to follow my passion as a red carpet host for charity events...thank you to all the cameramen, caterers, event workers, guests, combatants and of course to @Steve.Orosco for putting together this magnificent event to support the campaign against bullying. @SmashGlobal VI 👊🏽 (at Taglyan Cultural Complex)

...if you want to offend someone, you don’t have to do it yourself...just call my comedy partner in crime @JerodTime and he will do it for you. 🤣🤣🤣 @BabesinToylandCharity (at Avalon Hollywood)

30 years ago today I had the SICKEST #KarateKid Birthday Party!! We had knives 🔪 swords 🗡 cake 🎂 presents 🎁 and NO GIRLS!!! 🙅🏽‍♂️👸🏼🚫#GirlsAreGross (at Dallas, Texas)

Such an honor for me to be the red carpet host for this amazing event and to get to share this experience with so many good friends. @SmashGlobal VI was a black-tie charity MMA showcase supporting the campaign against #bullying. (at Taglyan Cultural Complex)

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Tickets are still available for this incredible charity event Thursday night. @SmashGlobal VI supporting the campaign against bullying and honoring MMA legend @ChuckLiddell. For ticket info go to: www.SmashGlobal.com (link in bio) (at Taglyan Cultural Complex)

#VegasLife 👽🍆

DEAR FRIENDS, I'm excited once again to be a panelist for the @GreatLoveDebate this Thursday at @RNRBarVegas. It's a town hall discussion about dating and relationships. This is one of my favorite events to attend. For ticket info goto: vegasgld.eventbrite.com (link in bio) (at Redneck Riviera Las Vegas)

If you aren't coming to the 2017 Miss Brazil International Bikini Finals 👙🇧🇷 this evening I truly do not know what you are doing with your life...🤷🏽‍♂️ The Finals are tonight at 7pm. $5,000 in prizes. If you'd like to attend please contact @TheKingofCelebrities or myself ASAP