cigarettes & loneliness

moodboard (1/?) – ayitsrenee & micah

Is a seat really a good reason to die? 

I’ll have to take a rain check on that one.

Ah, the perfect spot for your name. Right under my ass. Too much of a hassle to get one of those blacklight things, but if you want to go grab one to prove me wrong… Damn, you’re actually willing to write my name on a seat for me? I feel so honored.

You’re lucky I didn’t use sharpie and have my name stain your ass. Always the lazy shit, you are. The offer won’t last long so act now -- call 1-800-move-your-ass right now and I’ll throw in a blacklight flashlight.

Oh, I’m sorry, do you want me to rub my head on yours? Actually, I take that back, you probably have lice. And you don’t even have crumbs in yours. Come on now, you know you want to be a stripper. At least you’d be getting some then.

Why? In an attempt to catch some of my brain cells you seem to be lacking? You’re probably right, but I’ve made friends with the tiny monsters so they’re not a bother. Crumbs are a total waste of food, nothing to be proud of. Mm, see I don’t quite think my name’s worth all the stripper glory. Yours, on the other hand, has quite a ring to it. Still keeping tabs on my sex life, Elliot? Don’t you have anything better to do with your time?

I might just go with cookie dough ice cream. I’ve just got a really big sweet tooth is all.

That’s a win, win solution. Careful now, don’t want to catch a cavity. 

“Oh please, do demonstrate, I can’t wait to see this.”

“Do I hear doubt in your voice, Rae? First, push out your chair and then slowly apply pressure to your legs so that you’re in an up right position.” Micah explained as he followed through with his actions. “Since I know you’re lazy, and I’m in a good mood, I’ll help you out.” He let out a small chuckle as he walked behind her and pulled her back in the chair. Micah leaned down to her ear. “And if you get up now, I’ll even let you have a seat on my lap.” 

Hey, if you can make that happen, I’d owe you one. I sure can, and I’ll be my drawing will be better than Leo’s.

Nah, you don’t owe me anything. I know it’d be better -- the guy’s totally over-rated and you’re a Picasso prodigy. 

You can’t tell me what to do. I’ll think what I wanna think. Puppies? Please, kittens are more my thing. I’ll just douse you in some Febreze then, that shit works wonders.

Sure I can, it’s the land of the free, meaning I can tell you to do something. Whether or not you actually listen is all up to you. Kittens, right, obviously you like pussy. I’m not bathing in any cheap, toilet smell just to have you smother me.

I mean, you could always hack your way into the system and fix their blueprints so they don’t fuck us over. Oh, if you do I’ll draw up your campaign posters.

Sadly, my friend, the town is already built and I can’t change anything standing. I could possibly send in a fake request to have the art store moved closer to your house. Will you draw me like one of your french girls?

Oh, I’m thinking about it alright. Do you really expect that to work, Micah? It’s like you don’t even know me. Plus, you barely even shower as it is, I’ve gotten used to your dinginess in a gross sort of way.

Well, stop. Think about whatever it is you do on a regular basis -- puppies or some shit. You can practically see the fumes rising from my body, I’m warning you, I reek. I don’t know whether I should be flattered or offended.

I kind of like sitting here since I know it’s yours – it makes it more comfy. And I know you won’t ‘demonstrate’ because I thought we were amigos. Don’t be rude.

Of course, I love making chairs toasty for you. I’m not being rude, I just don’t do well with thieves. Perhaps you could borrow it someday. Well, in that case, you won’t mind if I sit on your lap, now would you?

If they want to pick the fucking crumbs out of my hair, they can be my guest. Ha ha, super funny dick wad. How about this ‘teen boy found naked tied to flag pole’ with a nice, big picture of you.

And why the hell would they do that? God knows, you’ve got lice mixed with those crumbs. That sounds like I’d be going down the stripper road. Sorry, I don’t think that career paths for me.