The Hot Sheets

how’s about the stardust diner friday night? the dumpster in the alley behind it is choice.

was that a friggin’ pun ?? is that you, a, ya weirdo. if yer gonna give me tips like these you gotta at least tell me if it’s limited to shoes or if he can’t tie anything on his left side.

you and me both, eh ?? think she’d go out with me if i asked ?? i saw that catsuit on halloween maybe she’d be into me.

so yer saying he left a red sock in his whites load and it turned all his underwear pink, or he only buys pink underwear ?? y’know it’s funny, either he doesn’t know how to do his laundry or he’s got this quirk that’s a li’l kinky

anyway, i got hearing that’s like a billion times better than you humans, so ya got some tips or gos on yer agents ?? i’m all ears.