bob the brain

stay alive

“don't you dare. over my dead body will you inexplicably shoehorn in another billy joel song just to punctuate one of your weekly lessons that inevitably veers off into a saccharine barrage of angst and affirmation.”

“i don’t think that there’s anything that i would love enough that i would want to get on my body for the next fifty years.”

“i don't think he plans that much ahead. i’m pretty sure he makes up these rando lessons a split second before he writes 'em on the board.”

“he was my person.”

“this is my chance to be bigger than jesus.”

“because all i want to do, all i’ve ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you.”

“as soon as i started believing that maybe i was smart after all, i think the whole world did, too.”