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As a kid terminator made me way more scared of nukes than clankers

T2 tonight AGAIN cuz Wired magazine just made a post that had a t-800 endoskeleton wearing a MAGA hat I can’t resist

Autistic children when they start talking is some of the funniest stuff ever I guess because it resembles in a way a neurotypical child gaining speech (albeit usually years earlier than the speech delayed child) but autistic children have a way with pure absurdity. There’s this kind of manicness when they get excited with certain phrases that is unlike anything else. I wish I could describe it. It’s very entertaining and also of course super exciting. The payoff is much bigger when you’ve been waiting a half a decade for it rather than the neurotypical ~2 years after birth

Daughter just said ambulance for the first time but it sounded like Am Blamps

Lols wtf? Lady died at a hospital in Ohio suffocated by cops by screaming out for help and some jackass commented “if you can say I can’t breathe then you are breathing!” …girl she’s dead ? Hsdjdjfjfh

My MIL also infamously dries dishes by hand instead of leaving them to dry which it’s like. The air fucking dries them girl. And when she DOES leave them to air dry, it’ll be cups upside down on a towel. Visible condensation on the inside hours later. Then.. They always smell like the laundry fragrance on the towel. That makes my fucking blood boil. Does she know ..about air flow 🫪 The way I’m about to move out gagahagshahhddhjagddvsjshgdshsjAvs

What’s funny is my MIL got a HUGE kitchen and her husband makes like. Extremely decent money, getting a dishwasher put in would really be no trouble at all for them and it would save her several hours a month (we do split dish duties between us I don’t make her wash them all lol cuz I know just how awful of a chore it is). She complains about doing them though…but always fucking copes about not getting a dishwasher, the same three irrational excuses over and over. I wonder if she’s implicitly conveying that she thinks it teaches some kind of tact or value to spend 3-5 hours a week washing dishes. Cuz you know what I think builds tact? Saving for that damn dishwasher and enjoying the fruits of over 200 free time hours a year to tackle other chores that one is often too tired to take care off after washing dishes hahahaha

Literally getting wet thinking g about that steel Bosch dishwasher I bought … using her for the first time… being able to cook a big ass dinner every night without having to cry about the dishes after … saving on utilities… daughter helping me load the dishwasher… picking out dishwasher detergents… only the best for my Bosch