"How long have we been down?"
"Am I supposed to just let you go?"
"Do you kids want anything? Some snacks? A condom?"
"I’m destined to be a crazy cat lady/man."
"It’s empty in the valley of your heart."
"Shit, you really are tone deaf."
"I’d rather burn than boil."
"I see you found my little…hobby."
"You have no idea what I’m capable of."
"Long live the Queen/King"
"It’s like a warm, wet hug."
"Is this where we all sing Kum-Bah-Yah?"
"There’s nothing I hate more than a racist."
"Well, part of your discretion is falling out of your blouse."
"Killers don’t wear aprons."
"Word of advice, shithead. Don’t you ever wake up."
"You’ve never heard of Leonardo Dicaprio?!"
"If you try to fuck me then I shall fuck you too."
"Rock and Roll’s the Devils work."
"You’re a fat loser and you have body odour."
"I am lost and so alone."
"I’m asking for your guidance."
"My father thinks you’re evil."
"I still have your underwear."
"Show’s over, motherfuckers."
"Aw dude, this is one gay looking taser."
"If it wasn’t for you, I’d be dead."
"If you don’t pay your rent, I’m kicking you out."
"It’s a nice day for a white wedding."
“God. This is the loneliest place I’ve ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months.”
"It’s a nice day to start again."
"I’ve been gone for fourteen days. I could have been gone for more."
"Do you think he’ll/she’ll ever come home?"
"They tried to stone me, my dear. It did not work."
"Get off my son/daughter, you bitch!"
"Try not to get worried."
"I’m sure I just need some rest."
"You light a fire inside of me."
"I threw my pie for you."
"I wanna get out of here."
"Don’t you dare leave me again, [ insert name ]"
"Life isn’t a Katherine Heigl movie."
"Why are you so obsessed with him/her?"
"There’s no such thing as perfect."
"Imperfection is underrated."
"It’s such an ugly world for something so beautiful."
"I’m not fond of asking."
"You’re so vain, I bet you think this song is about you."
"Are you challenging me?"
"This is the best fucking pie I have ever tasted."
"Little children should be seen and not heard."
"Imagine me and you, I do. I think about you day and night."
"I will always wait for you."
"You’re the magician’s assistant in their dream."
"Don’t marry her, fuck me."
"We will never be royals."
"There must be an angel, playing with my heart."
"I must be hallucinating."
"We were made to be together."
"She’s got a boyfriend/girlfriend anyway."
"Just like me, they long to be, close to you."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard."
"Don’t you wish your girlfriend/boyfriend was hot like me?"
"There’s a difference between wanting something and needing it."
"Describe your perfect date."
”[ insert name here ] is flawless.”
"Do you have to a pretentious bitch all of the time?"
"Ask me again when you learn some manners."
"When I am with you, there’s no place I’d rather be."
"Did we really just do that?"
"At the end of the day, there’ll be nothing but trouble."
"When will my life begin?"
"Now that we’re friends, I’ve decided to make you my new project."
"Look at you as fragile as a flower."
"Guess I always knew this day was coming."
"Trust me, pet. Mother knows best."
"Please, sit. Make yourself at home."
"I’m allergic to bullshit."
"Is it your aim to ruin my life?"
"My fate is in your hands."
"Go ahead, get mugged and left for dead."
"I wanna stay inside all day."
"For goodness sake, let us be young."
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