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How can I make my cat fabulous?

" You put a beautiful pink sparkling bow on it's collar. ~"

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Out of all the people you've kissed, who was the best?

“Believe it or not, I haven’t kissed THAT many people. So far the Grillbys have been the best ~”

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“Coming from you, that’s a huge compliment. Almost makes me wanna kiss someone right now~”

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“Go kiss one of your wives, you silly billy ~”

Out of all the people you've kissed, who was the best?

“Believe it or not, I haven’t kissed THAT many people. So far the Grillbys have been the best ~”

#Mettablonde #because they have almost literally only kissed grillbys #no restraint #Anonymous

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*swoon~*

“Oh my. ~ Anonymous, are you okay? I know that I am very great and fabulous to make people swoon, but I just wanna make sure you’re okay. ~”

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“I’m sure they’re fine. You tend to make me swoon while watching your show, and I’m like your best friend~! I should be immune to that stuff, but guess it proves nobody’s immune to your charm”~

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“oh you flatterer, you. ~ “

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any tips for adorable baby outfits?

“Do I?!~ Oh Darling you’ve come to the right person. Of course having a baby dress up as yours truly would be absolutely amazing. ~ But for back-up purposes how about a panda onesie?~ Absolutely adorable!”

#Mettablonde answers #Mod might secretly want to dress up babies as pandas #Anonymous

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“.... Ah.” (Mod is getting flashbacks to watching Black Clover.. AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!)

#Anonymous

*swoon~*

“Oh my. ~ Anonymous, are you okay? I know that I am very great and fabulous to make people swoon, but I just wanna make sure you’re okay. ~”

#Mettablonde #Cares about fans #Anonymous

Now I wanna hug a ghost

“The one huggable ghost known as my great cousin is busy being hugged by me for now. ~”

#Anonymous

Isn't Blooky just adorable?

“of course he is! He’s my lovely cousin and I love him more than anything in this world!” Metta proceeds to hug their shy cousin.

#Mettablonde answers #Anonymous

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Grillby's hotter

Metta gives a long gasp. “Well of course he’s hotter, he’s made out of literal fire. “

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“True, but other than the literal sense, you’re clearly the hotter one~.”

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“Thank you darling for saying that.~”

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Grillby's hotter

Metta gives a long gasp. “Well of course he’s hotter, he’s made out of literal fire. “

#Anonymous

my god you're so amazing...~

“Why thank you, darling. ~ I hear that quite often ~”

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Ugh, kinda annoying when some stranger runs up to you and just slaps your butt...

“Tell me about it..”

#Mettablonde #relatable #c00kbehindthegrill

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"Auntie Mettamom? Is that you?" -Tempest

“Yes! It is I! Your best auntie ever ~”

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“Dreamy huh? Tell me more about him ~” Metta just absolutely love seeing people being passionate about things or other people.

“Well, he’s really good at making music, he’s surprisingly patient with children, and he-” she seems to hesitate for a second, as though she was about to say something… else. “… he’s not that great at cooking, but he is a bit of a romantic to make up for it.”

Metta chuckled a bit quietly. “Sounds like a real catch right there, honey. ~ I’m glad that you’ve found someone to make your happy.”

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"Auntie Mettamom? Is that you?" -Tempest

“Yes! It is I! Your best auntie ever ~”

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“oooh my, Napstabot huh? ~” Metta didn’t really know a lot about Napstabot, except that they’re famous and a alternative version of their cousin. “How tall?~”

“Hm… I’m not entirely sure… but I know I’m 6′2″ and my head goes up to his lips… he makes me feel smol…” she starts fanning herself slightly before shaking her head and clearing her throat. “A-Anyway, he’s pretty tall. I’d guess somewhere between 6′5″ and 6′8″.”

Metta looked pretty impressed. “That is.. quite tall. ~ But I’m so happy that you’ve found someone special ~”

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“Me too… he’s so dreamy…~” she sighs blissfully as she thinks about him. Oh god she’s just like her father.

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“Dreamy huh? Tell me more about him ~” Metta just absolutely love seeing people being passionate about things or other people.

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"Auntie Mettamom? Is that you?" -Tempest

“Yes! It is I! Your best auntie ever ~”

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“oooh my, Napstabot huh? ~” Metta didn’t really know a lot about Napstabot, except that they’re famous and a alternative version of their cousin. “How tall?~”

“Hm… I’m not entirely sure… but I know I’m 6′2″ and my head goes up to his lips… he makes me feel smol…” she starts fanning herself slightly before shaking her head and clearing her throat. “A-Anyway, he’s pretty tall. I’d guess somewhere between 6′5″ and 6′8″.”

Metta looked pretty impressed. “That is.. quite tall. ~ But I’m so happy that you’ve found someone special ~”

#Mettablonde #oh god Tempest has outgrown the mombot!!

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"Auntie Mettamom? Is that you?" -Tempest

“Yes! It is I! Your best auntie ever ~”

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Metta raised an eyebrow and gave knowing grin. “Compared to who, Darling? ~”

She gives a slight nervous giggle before fessing up. “… Napstabot. He’s quite tall…” oh god her cheeks are a fairly bright pink now.

“oooh my, Napstabot huh? ~” Metta didn’t really know a lot about Napstabot, except that they’re famous and a alternative version of their cousin. “How tall?~”

#Mettablonde #Metta no! we know you like toll men but pls!

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