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can someone tell me why this is so funny

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spiderman is fantastic

but this mandarin too

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spidermandarin

#spiderman #I'm hilarious and you're not #pun

lucatiel

My Printer: ZZZZZZWZWZWZZZAAZWHHHHZZZZZAAZWWAAZKADJASKLJAAKSALFJSDKLJSDK

Me, afraid with tears in my eyes: Dont say that

1eos

im doing my laundry which means im not mentally ill anymore!!!!!!! see y'all depresseds later!!!!!! you bitches can't even SPELL neurotypical!!!!!!!!!

basketballhoopshowerhead

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

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princessslea

my boyfriend is washing the dishes and I just heard him say "who do you work for? who's your contact???“ while repeatedly pushing a glass under water

at least he's having fun???

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neddel

may the last months of 2017 be the plot twist you have been waiting for

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Me, lying on my bed, face down, desperately trying to get up: come on body yip yip

cinemove

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tahthetrickster

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

zmenit

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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this shit didn’t age well

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socpens

me when i find out a game has object physics

mom ran past me muttering under her breath. what’s wrong mom?

“forgot to put soap in the laundry”

*few moments later*

“I made it!”

#good one mom #classic #laundry needs soap

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