God's Mad Lab Fan Blog

God’s a pretentious asshole who doesn’t get morals because HE IS GOD, he is EVERYTHING

His ex-boyfriend is Adam (who’s allergic to apples)

Gabriel used to work for God, but he wanted to do soul-searching or something, so he hired a human intern

Human intern is named Loki, but because his father’s name is Carl, God calls him Carlson, and Carlson does not try to correct him

(It has been hinted at that Carlson is a Norse demi-god)

Carlson willingly let himself die while physically in Heaven so he could have angelic powers and forget his human life

Jesus is the son of an abusive father (aka, the guy with a capital G who wants to be called daddy at times) who regularly sends him down to Earth in order to make him go away, and usually a lot of shit happens, like death, and screaming

Jesus has no idea what sex is, and his version of Netflix n’ Chill is sitting on the couch with a refridgerator, but he had a massive three-nippled, four-armed angelic/demonic partner anyway

Jesus is dating the Anti-Christ (I watched 121 episodes, so at this point I can’t even remember if they’re just friends, but Jesus is the only one that can communicate with him)

God kept the Anti-Christ in a basement

When God isn’t insulting Carlson he regularly hits on him and tries to seduce him... despite not having genitalia (he just steals Carlson’s)

Carlson is regularly called weird things like “slut,” and “butterflakes”

Carlson is losing his mind and feels empty inside and doesn’t know what’s happening anymore or what existence truly is, but he gives great advice

Lucifer’s in permanent timeout in The Pit, and God just lied that he doesn’t know how to get him out

God thinks Lucifer’s new name is “Santa”

God wants to get with Mother Nature

Mother Nature wants to get with Lucifer

Lucifer wants to get with Mother Nature

Sometimes God wants to do an Apocalypse team-up type situation with Lucifer

God regularly drinks blood and feasts on hearts, so to answer an interviewer, no, he is not vegan