in the spring i shed my skin

    “so, for christmas-- you’re wearing nothing but a santa hat and a bow around your dick for me, i’m assuming?” 

     “nothing you do or say is going to make me change my mind. i’m not going out tonight-- it’s freezing, and i’m just fine on the couch with a warm blanket and netflix for company.” 

      it had been a while for arden, he wasn’t going to deny that. plus, he’d always though buzz was kind of cute-- so that only served to encourage him in his actions. he took the offered blunt and pressed it to his lips, inhaling slowly and letting the smoke trickle past his lips. arden felt relaxed almost instantly, letting his body hang against buzz’s as he took another drag. “as long as you don’t end up having a tiny dick, you won’t hear me complain.” 

       “uhh, hang on just a second-- you want me to do what?”

       seeing the other undo his shirt as well made arden grin widely. he was quick to drop his boxer briefs as well to show off his thick ass and his muscular body, his fat cock erect between his legs finishing off the picture. “good thing my wife picked you as my shrink, hm?” arden teased, going over to the couch where he had been seated previously and bending himself over it, reaching back to spread one of his ass cheeks apart, showing off his tight, virgin hole. “c’mon-- what’re you waiting for?”

     as soon as simon began cooperating arden knew he had won him over. he was always proud of the people he was able to seduce with just his body and some little small talk, and his shrink seemed to be no harder to win over than anyone else. feeling those hands on his body had arden moaning, grinding down against the other’s fat bulge a bit harder than before. “mm. maybe you are.” arden grinned, looking back at the other man as he slowly unbuttoned the front of his own pants, pushing them down his muscular thighs to leave him in nothing but a pair of form-fitting black boxer briefs. “don’t make that make you go any easier on me, though.” 

     arden was being as stubborn as ever-- he was going to get what he wanted and he was going to get it fast. he took hold of the other’s hands and slowly led them back until they were groping his fat ass, leaning back into them. “don’t see any women ‘round here, so you’re the next best thing i suppose.” arden purred, slowly starting to rock back and forth on simon’s lap. “besides, you want to help me out with my problems, right? don’t think you have a choice.”