oxymoronic

l'appel du v(o)ide

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

"Master, look at this sword my sister gave me." The swordmaster took the scabbard and drew the sword. "Ah." The swordmaster sheathed the sword and gave it back. "Can you draw it?" "No. But my sister could, and you can. Why can't I?" "It can only be drawn by one prepared to kill."

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty