(rules of nature played on a kazoo)

bad post op not because i disagree but you made me see huey

i really admire the metal gear fandom for being so unashamed of its lust for blood and elderly people.

You guys know that its canon that nuclear radiation gave Big Boss a huge dick right

Back when MGSV first came out everyone loved ‘Pequod’ but I’m sorry ‘Pequod’ is actually an SCP offshoot. ‘Pequod’ Is really just whichever staff member is closest to the helicopter when Venom calls, and loses all control of their body until the helicopter reaches its dock again. ‘Pequod’ is impossible to find on base because ‘Pequod’ could be literally anyone on base. 

unfortunately, the cobra unit’s original codenames of “the insecure,” “the mom friend,” “the unsettling,” “the overly enthusiastic beekeeper,” “the tryhard cosmonaut,” and “Tree” were declined on the premise of being “too specific and really not all that dramatic.”

i’m glad the weird awkward laugh between bb and zero (at 0:25 in) is finally up on the internet somewhere

2017 is like the year of the Luigi except it’s the year of the sorrow and it never ends

Nanomachines, Jimbo!