eyes on fire

i got woken up with “in da club” by 50 cent this morning which i guess is the only acceptable way to wake up on your birthday

i’m about to start wearing my flamingo slippers everywhere and no one can stop me

my sister insisted on brushing my teeth for me tonight the lil bean has had too much prosecco

crocs is really doing outstanding with their advertising i almost bought a pair of crocs with avacados on them just cause the ad had a golden retriever wearing them

guess you can say my birthday is ruined since harry styles won’t be playing prince eric in “the little mermaid” remake

the new mabel album knew we were all going through it during mercury retrograde and came to pick us all up 

britney really knew what she was doing with “born to make you happy”