Heeeey what's uuuuuup it's meeeeee
Hi my name is Metacarpal Carpet. I have another name too but I'm not sharing it for the sake of preserving some form of anonymity. If you think you know who I actually am, NUH-UH.
🔞Let's get one thing clear, this is a KINK BLOG. NO MINORS ALLOWED, NO UNDER 18, NO CHILDREN, NO YOUNGUN'S, I will block any account interacting with me that is under 18 or doesn't have any indication that the user is an adult in their bio or pinned post! I will not apologize; that's just the way things are. 🔞 I post and reblog stuff that I personally find attractive and I will probably read over and over again and if that's not really your thing, that's okay! I will not feel offended if you block me. But if that is your thing, holy mackerel that's awesome! Enjoy your stay and feel free to interact, tell me what you find hot, I'd honestly love to know.
Yea I know my blog is centered around a character from a film that has been marketed towards children and we could be here all day debating the ethics of that but I think it would be in our best interest to just accept and expect that there are weird people out there, after all, what rule comes after 33?
I'm also open to roleplaying if it's about him...
With that all being said, what kind of content will be on this blog? ✅YOU WILL FIND:✅
BELLIES!!??? I know right, what a surprise!
That includes navels
FA stuff/encouragement
Feedism (especially Dom feedee content, my favorite, albeit scarce.)
Stuffing
Weight Gain, weow
Stomach noises
Burping/eructophilia
Photographs of fat men
Illustrations of fat furries
probably a few tongues
Just a little bit of vorephilia, (oral only), soft, safe, fatal, etc.
And a few kinks that are not specifically belly-related
⛔There will be no farting or scat, ana, death feedism, pregnancy, or inflation. I am grey-asexual and will avoid overtly sexual content.⛔
I thrive on organization so I will be tagging all my posts. I will very rarely fandom tag. If you came here for THE CHARACTER, Visit the tags #APS and #HBM snatcher. My drawings are tagged #CarpArt
Wonder why this blog exists? Blame Alan Snow.
And before you ask, I am very in favor of fat liberation and bodily autonomy/positivity, disability rights and trans rights are human rights. I'm also strongly against the use of generative AI.
Post subject to change. Last Updated 3/5/26
