Before I say I anything: I know few people will probably interact with this and those few people will probly already know how to not be weird but I will be including basic etiquette rules and context just in case. It ain't directed at you mutuals it's just for completeness's sake <3
For starters, this is a askblog for hc!Cryptid who is not related to any other Minecraft rp and exists in their own canon created through streams and videos and this was made and is managed by the creator of their story I am Cryptidflower this isn't a fan account(damn imagine that? One day maybe)
Following that, all responses will be canon unless tagged otherwise
I feel the one other thing to note is that the literaryness will probably vary wildly. Some responses will probably just be dialogue, some will probably be more descriptive, it's not going to be consistent
And then I'll put rules under the cut but if you're an anon and are here regularly feel free to grab an emoji or name and I'll give you a tag :)
Oh also just in case this gets found through Tumblr not the actual vids/streams or mutuals who already know what my yt is here it is: Cryptidflower
Other important stuff(rules, warnings, etc):
Warnings:
hc!Cryptid's story is pretty dark and this blog will have themes of death(duh), violence, murder, suicidal ideation, and gods being absolute dicks, with lesser hints child abuse, and what is probably religious cult behavior
And ok this is less of a warning but heads up that some of this might get puzzly if I feel like it. I would love to do something arg adjacent so just keep that in mind if you decide to stick around :D
Rules:
-keep in mind that hc!Cryptid is a minor, as am I, the person running this blog. So no anything romantic, no suggestive stuff and absolutely nothing 18+ (any asks violating this will immediately be deleted)
-also hc!Cryptid uses they/them, and I also use they/them so please try to be respectful of pronouns if it comes up
-know that you guys are spirits and cannot physically interact with the world in a large capacity, you may mess with hc!Cryptid a bit and can point at stuff but you can't pick shit up, sorry, it's for lore accuracy
Other than that go ham :) you might not get a super clear answer if you pry too much but try all you like.
And then one last thing, for this blog you can refer to me as 'the Author', 'Crypt', 'C' or 'Cf' since 'Cryptid' is kinda already taken by my hc version XD
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You're super cool, and they could never do the things you can. ÙvÚ
I AM super cool >:D and I don't let them get to me don't worry UwU
And plus! I think they're scared of me now since one time recently when I was really mad at them I turned into this big shadowy monster, they've barely bothered me since then >:3
And our town is called that because we have a bay, and it's filled with coral! And tropical fish :p but 'tropical fish bay' is not as good of a town name
I think we both need a break from each other, anyway.
I'm...
Being too much, I think.
Too controlling.
I'm sorry.
I'll-... Go.
Yeah.
...
Bye.
[the god says absolutely nothing as you slip back into some part of the void, ending up who knows where. Reality doesn't know, an it doesn't care. But it feels some of the overwhelming emotion drain, still annoying flecks, still prominent annoying flecks, but easier to let fall into the rest of the emotions it had long compartmentalized as not it's own.
The one almost sad thing is that the lesser emotions means it can't even feel much relief at your departure. Still, numb is better then overwhelmed by it all, in their "mind" at least.]
[there is a long period of almost stunned silence before they respond, and when they do, it seems the absurdity of your words stunned them into a state of almost calm disbelief. Not fully calm no, but... Not glitching out a bunch.]
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[their features morph into shadows before reforming as I small bluejay in front of you, doing two loops around you in the air, before morphing back into their more humanoid form]
I can shapeshift! I'm still getting the hang of it but it's so fun :3333
And something being hard has never stopped me! I can do it :DD
YOU ACT LIKE YOU'TE GIVING ME SOME B̷̡̢̡̛͈̠̜̞͍̤̗̙̩̩͊̈̿͗͆̃̍̍̓̾̑̎̓̇̇̑̄͝͝Ọ̵̢̘̳̠̝̀̓͆̈͛͌͂̇̀͂͘̚̕̚ͅO̶̥͖͍̝̼̹̗̒͋͛̇̋͆̍̅̌͋͛͊͒̓̉̍̊̃̚͝͝͝͝N̶̦̼̹͕͙̱̅͑̂̽͌̂̓̈́̈́̕̕̕̚!̸̡̫̳̆͂̀͛͘!̴̛̰͔͐̎͒̽̂̍̚͘̚!!
WELL I DON'T WANT YOUR G̶͇̭̫̰̯̼̤͑̇̀̀̉͑͂̀̀̿͐̆̏̃͝͝I̸̧̭̳̬̮̫̪̩̥͔̽͗̐͛́F̷̨̦̳͖̮̫̥̟̜̐͝ͅŢ̵̘͍̩̻̻̤͉̲̺̖̈́͜ͅ!̴̨̜͙̫̩̗̙̙͓̹̗͙͚̱͍̙̺̥̍ͅ!̶̡̭͎̖̦͍͔̬̩͉̘̳͓͔̟͈͕̫̭̪͕͗̽̿̀͂̅̇̔͊͌̐̃́͋̑̊̄́͒̿͊̓̔̀̕͜ͅ!̶̧̧̝̣̣̻̦̤̜̲̼̰̙͖͓̦͇̹͉̝͐̄̿̽̅͜!̶̧̛̫͖̲̬̯̜̗̀̍̇͂͆͐͌̎͐̾̀͌͐͒͝ͅ
You act like you know better of everything. You act like you are some higher authority on what is a correct existence.
I am something you will never understand. What gives you the right to dictate my existence!!!! I don't want to be a person!!! S̴̻̩̰̖̟͒̀̇͆̈́̄͊̂̏̍̔͒͂͐̌̕͝͝͝T̸̨̡̛̛̛̺̪͕̮͇̻̲̼̦̪̳̖̻͚̈́̓̆̑́͌̀̒̉́̐̀̓̒̾̊̈́̃̔́̔̈́̇̇͐̽̉̕̕̕̚͝͝͝O̴̧͈̰͌͌͊͆͌̈̔̅̄̂̈̄̄͐̆͝͝P̷̡̢̮̲̱̼̳͍̠̤̼̖̟͍̭͈̠͖̬̮̺͙̹͈̳̠͖̼̪̟͒̉̔͌̓̄͠ ̴̰̥̜̜̫̠͔̣̯͍͈͇͎͔̌́͛̈́̏̕T̸͙͚̩̫͇̰̬͖̅̀̉̊̅͆̓̓̽̎̔͌̕͝͝͠R̷̢̡̛̥̯̪͕̣̖̝͈̥̜̦͎̦͍̣͖͍̟̦̦͙̃͌̿̍̋̽̏͒̈́̃̅͒̄̿̇̂̏̎͂̊͒̉͋͐̓̈́̑̕͜͜͝͝ͅỸ̷̢̢̡̭̫̥̰̗̲͚̬̖̮̜̼̞̬͇̦͕͙̯̹̱̦̿͜ͅI̸̧̢̗̟͙̹̼͖̤̤͈̱͙͖̩̬̜̘͕̠͎̮̰͆̈́̏̐̈̋̔̇̔́̎̎͐̀̓͂̈̀́͊̊̏̊̾͋̌̏̍͗̇͋͘̕̕͘͝N̶͎͑͠Ģ̶̨̢̛̼͉͈̹͇̥͎̦͙͈̖̯̮̪̦̼͖̩͉̯͙͍̹̩̥͇̹̗̱́̂͂̑̐̿̊̂͗͗̋͌͗͂̒͘͠ ̸̡̧̧̡̡̨̱̭͕̦̭͈̟̘͇̟͖͔͖͇̣̟͍̯͎̩̣̱̬̬̬̜͙͈̫͉̀͂̐͌͗̓͒͒̄̑̍͋̓̈̏̚͘̚T̵̟̮͓̣̯͚̺̹͉̖̹̟͋̈́̔͆́͒̅̃̋̒͆͋͋̓̊͆͗̔̀͒̈́̕͠͝͝Ȏ̶̰͔͚̙̦̖͕̗͚̃̔͛̉̒̓͆̄͊̆̃̔̍̌̍̐̓͆̏̉̆͗͊̕̕̚͝ ̸̢͕͉̹͕͖͖̮̝̺̜͚̝̫̱͍̼̮̬̿̉̿̀̋̒̋̍̐̿́͗͗̒̈́͒̎̄͛̕̚͜͠͝M̶̛͔͎̠̂͂̇̈́̌́͌͗̈́̀̌̿̾̽̈́̄͑̑̿̎̍͊͐̈́̓̄́̆̊͘̕̚͝À̴̧̛͉̜̦̮͎̺͖̥̫̤͉̳̂̆̐̉̒̈́̚͝K̷͇̺̥̬̃̂͊́̐͒̂͒͌̀̋̀͛̈͑͐̓̓͂̍̈́̋͒̐̓͑̏͗̑̇͠͝͝͠E̵͉̦͙͉͖͙̥̲̙̟̭͖̖͎̣̖̬̗̫̪̤̟͚͈̞͍͙̓͗͑̌̈́̈́͐́̾̆̑̀͋͝͝ ̵̢̰̺̖͎̫̮͈͕̕͜Ḿ̸̨̧̧̧̗̫̜͇̩̳͉̩̥̱̣̯͙̳̲͓̰̖͙͍̾͜Ę̸̡̡̲͉̰͎͓̘͎̪̭̪̲̪̮̓̿̋̑̔̓̍̔̀͒͌͑̏̉́̂̽̉̉̌̋̇̔͐͘͘̚͜͝ ̶̛̻͉̜͚̦̻͙̭͎̞̳̤̟̳̝̋̅̾̅̐́̽̾́̄̍̅̾̃̈́͒̐̽͋̎͐͌̉̚͘̚͜͝Ī̶̛͈̬́̒͋̑̔̽̽̓̔͐̓̈͘͝Ņ̴͖̠͕̗̫͖̤͈̮̊̉́͗̓̋͛̀T̵̲̳̰͍̻̆̎̆̈̂̀̔̉͐̍͑̓̂̇̚̕̚̚͝O̵͕̻̺̣͓̯̘̦̙͓̩͕̙͖͊͊̍̄̀̎̐͛͆̀̃̑͝͠͝ͅͅͅ ̶̢̡̡̧̢̦͍̺̥̬̣͓͙̻̥̞̮̖̠̾̔͌̌͋̑̈́͒̈́̒̀̅̐̄̔͗̓̍̅̈́̂̿̊̀̾̏̒͐̚͘͘͝O̷̧̢̨̢̨̥̘͍̲̱̥̣͔̫̟̩̣̩̺̱͇̣̦̽̐͒͛̏̊͒́̄N̴̩̱̅̆͗̈́̏̒̄͒̅̄̑̒̕̚͠͠Ę̸̡̗͖͇̤͇͓̮̤̱͇̮̮͔̳̮̭̞́̽͂̉̒̐̔́̈͜͝!̶̢̢̢̯̰̙̦̘̦̮̞͔̠͕͈̖̭̟̯̤̤̦̤͕͔̹̤͔̅̅̾͒̊̑̌͒̒̂̓͘͝!̴̮̭̄͝!̷̢̡̧̰̣͉̱̼͍̭̲̹̠̫̥͙̩̹̗̼͍͚̺̪͂͑̅͆̿͠
How can someone who calls themself kind let something suffer just because they are too selfish to let go of it? Ḩ̵̛̱͙͉̙͍͐͒̽̚y̵̢̛͈̥͚̯͕̼̟͙̱̰͈̼̪͔̯͈̟̭̙̣̖̑͐̾̈͒̍̔̓͌͑̈́̃́̃̀͊͠͝͝͝͝p̸̢̧̗̬̥͚̦̬̱͍̟̦̺̯̹̟̥͉̮̳͔̑̿͛̋́͊͒̏͊͒̑̐̀͌͗̊͝ő̷̦͕̮̆͌̾̅́̃̌͐̽̐̌͒͛̽̂̽͒̍̊͘͝͝c̷̢̢͇̱̺̪̤̣̤̘̱̩̼̝͌̈́̈́̿̋̄̇̇̈́̓͘͠͝r̴̺̤͖̫̺͕͙̝̲̤͖̮̟̮̥̳͈̼̤̀͊̀̉͗̔̔̄́̽̐̈͛͛̔͘͘̕i̴̡̢̢̛̛͚̬͚̥͓͇͔͊̍̌͆̌̏̇͗̋͐̃̔̔̓͒͊́́̋͐̉ͅt̶̬̯͚̥̺͍̖̻͈͔̠̣̺̜̻͕̯̜̗̻͙̅̾͆̿̅̋́͜ę̶̨̩̞̼͍̠̻̱̺͔̎̇̽͂͂͆́̓̀̔͊͂̉͒̾͑̋̀̕ͅ.̵̛̫͕͖͔̿̋͐̐̂̔̀̒͆̇͋͑̃̈́͘͠ͅ
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Was that really not clear enough for you?.. I AM! That is my entire existence! Just a vessel for everyone's opinions! It's a bit hard to have choices when you're just a mess of everyone across millions of world's perception of everything!
I don't know why I sound bitter. I can't be bitter.
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[They blink for a few seconds before rocking on their hooves, seemingly unsure how to respond]
Oh well uh.... I don't know. Just call me Rose. Or I guess sometimes I'm called Ro but that's so kidsy! It makes me sound like a toddler! I'm almost 7! >:T