Meshok

WWX (drunk): but I’m taller WWX: funnier WWX: and more handsome WWX: more handsome than any husband of yours could be, jiang cheng... JC (married): nah, not really. WWX: more handsome than me???? show me this man, I won’t believe it!! JC: [hands WWX a mirror] WWX: [puts the mirror down] WWX: can he fight?? JC: yes WWX: can he joke? make you laugh? JC: regrettably, yes WWX: can he shoot? paint? sing? write moving poetry??? JC: yes, yes, yes, and yes sans the “moving” WWX: oh. well. WWX: WWX: jiang cheng, look. listen. WWX: you don't need him. JC: i disagree. WWX: you're strong and independent! you don't need no husband. you don't need any husband. WWX: i'll bet he's holding you back. JC: the opposite. also, a-ling likes him. WWX: oh.... WWX: WWX: well, is he naturally beautiful? JC: only according to himself. WWX: is he graceful and obedient? JC: no. WWX: hard working and thrifty? JC: nope. WWX: from a respected family? JC: not really. WWX: is his cultivation level low? JC: with effort, not anymore. WWX: personality not too strong?? JC: personality is very strong. WWX: is he untalkative? JC: haha, no. WWX: is his voice quiet? JC: not in the slightest. WWX: then why are you with him?????? JC: [sighs] JC: ...because I love him.