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youtube to mp3 converters have done more for this country than the military ever will

anyone remember that weirdly accurate color oracle test that somehow knew you as if it had been your therapist for the past 5 years

“your sense of self-esteem is fragile.“  *Goes on to tell me everything that's wrong with me*

My friends entire Snapchat story right now is just videos of me trying to drink pop and eat pumpkin bread.

Did you just say pop instead of soda… 

I live in the Midwest leave me alone.

As someone who lives in the Northeast, I am utterly disgusted. 

My friends entire Snapchat story right now is just videos of me trying to drink pop and eat pumpkin bread.

Did you just say pop instead of soda... 

Springtime is basically one big plant orgy.

“Did I just come up with that idea or is it something I saw on tumblr once?” Ft. a desperate google search

You don’t actually wash your hands, they wash each other while you stand there like a creep.

damn bitch, you live like this?

damn bitch, you love like this?

damn bitch, you laugh like this?

You pop open the glow sticks like gushers and you slllurp out the glow

If you name a child Gertrude they grow up to be a schoolteacher or a serial killer, and there’s no way to predict which.

wrong fucking post

Catch me naming my child something stupid like “Gertrude” in 2021

If you name a child Gertrude they grow up to be a schoolteacher or a serial killer, and there’s no way to predict which.

person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*

Im gonna invent powdered toes

honestly I don’t know what this means but I feel like you should go to jail

technically ratatouille is mecha anime