maybe tmrw

He’s gonna be a mighty king and he’s working on that roar.

Oh my GOOOOOD

reblog for 10 years of peaceful sleep every night

Words cannot describe the inhuman noise i made, help me

Holy fuck I didn’t ask to be a sobbing mess but here we are I guess

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

Omg

Why is the lighting on this so dramatic? Is this an eldritch pie? Is it poisoned? Is it magic? If I eat it will I see visions of the future? Will I astrally project into a blueberry?

It’s evil pie

And I’m the overly-practical loser who sees this and goes “YES! PIE!”

That’s goblin fruit pie. Fae not tricking me into pining for pie til I die.

@seananmcguire- how ill-advised would it be to consume this pie?

Very ill-advised.

i definitely thought that was for sitting on until the last photo

Bruh religious or not there’s no debating that Dreamworks Prince of Egypt (1998) is a masterpiece and one of the most visually stunning works of animation of all time. The parallels between Yocheved and Miriam singing the River Lullaby as a tear runs down their cheek and the wind blows their hair in front of their face? Incredible. The use of hieroglyphics to show how Moses learned that his father ordered the Hebrew babies slaughtered??Ingenious. The duet between Moses and Ramses where the choir chants in the background while you watch the plagues destroy Egypt and Moses is begging Ramses to let his people go and Ramses refuses and it shows them facing each other and then side by side and then Ramses walking away while Moses stands firmly??? Intense. When Moses parts the sea and the Hebrews are walking between the water and lightning strikes in the background, illuminating the silhouette of a giant shark swimming in the wall of water???? Iconic. The entire movie is just absolutely breathtaking and that’s just tea

This fucked me up.

That, my friends, is a portal.

rapunzel rapunzel throw down some sick beats

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america

my bias is the best thing that's ever happened to this world ngl

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

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