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A chicken pecked my thigh today and I realized I had no right to be mad after having bitten in to thousands of chicken thighs

my favorite theory about anything ever is that the titanic sank because too many people time traveled to that place to try to stop the titanic from sinking

nonsense give him a raise

you know he saw that episode of pokemon as a kid and was like, “I WILL MAKE THIS SO”

I WANT ONE S O B A D L Y HOLY FUCKING SHIT

This… This is my dream job.

#what am i supposed to do w/ this information

I reblogged because of the audio, he makes me happy how happy he is :D

This is the content i like to see

nothinnormaloverhere artemis-0811 mattymurdo marrisseyme real talk this made me shit myself

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

ppl are so interested in aliens but how would they expect to learn about cultures from different planets/solar systems if they can’t even accept different cultures on ya own damn planet from your own damn species

THIS IS MY FUCKING FAVORITE VINE IN THE WHOLE GOD DAMN INTERNET

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical