If you had a chance to change your fate, would ya?

Yeah, but my good looks will get me ahead in life. The best looking are always treated pretty well.

I’m a very productive human being. Alright? I’ve got a good face, aset of great hair, and abs… does that answer your question?

Right...You do realize that there's more to a person than their outer appearance. 

Uh… rude. I’ve got good hygiene therefore I don’t see how I can disgust you. You’re awfully feisty again aren’t you?

I meant personality wise. Well, you're awfully full of yourself, don't ya think? 

More than thrilled. Hah, that’s more like it, Meredith. I’m down as long as you control your hormones and your urges at the sight of me. I’m a taken guy.

No worries, Kaysen. I find you completely and totally revolting. The velociraptors are much cuter than you. 

Well, I like to think my taste in music and movies aren’t complete shit. Try to contain your excitement though.

Sorry. Should I be more thrilled to have things in common with ye? WOW, KAYSEN, LETS BOND OVER DINOSAURS AND OASIS SOMETIME.

You think so terribly of me, Meredith.

It's just crazy odd to actually have things in common with you.