One Thing I’m Gonna Be Is Sentimental

AUGHHH

mack, in the middle of giving will road head in the bronco: aw fuck empty and netter are trying to facetime me

mack, with his hand down will's striped swim trunks in the bathroom at a dog birthday party: aw fuck empty and netter are trying to facetime me

ever since i got into law school my dad every so often asks me some questions and when it doesn’t really match his idea of what the law should be hes like “where did you even get that from” and im like…. the law….?

he’s fucking him up against the fourth wall

is f1blr sorta dying.... it feels like its dying

fr blaming this on mercedes the most sauceless team of all time because even when the orange team was winning people were around to have a laugh and now? CRICKETS. they even have a little italian teenager leading the championship and no one cares because of how frigid they are. no fr im genuinely feeling like courage the cowardly dog stranded in the middle of nowhere with two blind senile senior citizens its been lonely around here god please strike down brackley and toto wolff's yacht but make sure max isnt there with his dick out please lord

heteronormativity is so funny all everyone thinks about when they see toto and max together is some merc seat plot and not the most obvious reason which is an affair

its so on the nose right now that no one even mentions a merc move masterplan anymore its just everyone asking for the swing tapes

charles starting the “max to ferrari” rumours himself