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(( okay so hi, i'm not on today either, or yesterday rather. so i'm on to say i'll probably be gone tues-thurs cos on wednesday i've got a hollywood undead concert to go to in dallas so i'll be out of town and out of touch. leave me stuff if you want!! :3 ))
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(( fun fact: on sundays i am absolutely dead from work and there is little chance i will reply to anything. sorry babies uvu and i also got stung by a wasp on my hand and it's stuff and swollen and cries. ))
burritos!!! + yowebhead
"Oh god, there’s a handbook?" Peter answers, and laughs quietly. Of course there isn’t one, but it does seem like that would explain a lot of things. Why he is never taken seriously by the rest of the super squad, for one thing. He watches as Wade unravels his first burrito and takes a large bite, sort of impressed by the amount of food that he can shovel into his mouth in one go. Grinning to himself, he takes a bite of his own, though much smaller and without the undesired result of dribbling sauce down his face, unlike some certain other people who shall remain wadeless. Uh, nameless. Nameless.
He rolls his eyes and washes the mouthful down, licking his lips dry. The food isn’t bad really, probably an acquired taste but good enough for him. There’s a sort of odd after taste that he can’t pin his finger on, just a hint of coppery tang maybe, but it’s not all that bad really, and it’s possible that’s just the water. He takes another small bite and swallows. “Yeah, yeah, whatever you say," he replies, waving the comment off with a hand. “Food’s not bad, either," he adds, a little quiet and maybe a little mumbled. He has this habit of talking more to himself than to the people he’s with, sometimes. Namely when he doesn’t have anything sufficiently biting and witty or important and chastising to say; complimenting Wade’s choice in breakfast foods doesn’t exactly fall under either of those categories. He’s not wrong, though. He takes another bite and it really is growing on him. This mouthful in particular holds a bit extra bacon, and that’s definitely something that he can get behind, humming in satisfaction before swallowing and taking another small sip.
"Beats sitting at home alone," he clarifies, much more comfortable with making some pithy quip out of the whole ordeal. It really is pretty nice, though. Wade.. he’s not exactly the type of person that most folk would think worth Peter’s time; he’s been told on several occasions to actively stay away from him, actually. But Peter knows something that the others don’t. Being an outcast in the super community himself, he can relate. He can see past their base accusations of “oh, he’s too this," or “he’s too that," or “you do realise he’s a fucking mercenary, right?" Beneath that hardened assassin exterior there’s, well, a sort of crass and crude absolute bachelor thing going on. But buried somewhere in there, he’s funny, and genuine, even if he doesn’t necessarily like to show it. Now Peter would never admit in a thousand years that maybe he’s not so bad and he actually enjoys his company, that he’s actually probably the person closest to him (he’s still working on admitting that to himself, actually; just because he’s the only person in spandex that both knows his secret identity and for the most part treats him like a real person doesn’t mean they’re close) but the fact remains, no matter how much he would rather it didn’t. “It was this or Russian Roulette, and I’m fresh out of bullets," he jokes, flashing a small smirk across the table.
Wade gives him a funny look behind his mask when he mentions Russian Roulette, mostly because he has a good suspicion that Spider-Man has never played. Sometimes he plays that for fun even and loses a lot of the time, but thanks to his healing factor he gets to play as much as he wants. Some spots hurt worse than others when you put a bullet through them but generally he’s gotten used to the head-splitting pain, if you can call it that. Getting used to pain isn’t something anyone thinks they’ll have to do, but Wade puts himself in unnecessary danger all the time; if he sometimes comes out with broken bones or gushing guts or a decapitated noggin, well, that’s pretty normal. The whole not being able to die thing does get old sometimes, but he’s at least a little happy that it’s saved his ass when he needed it to.
“Yeah, it does. Although I usually play my Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun when I’m bored.” He says casually. Anyone who has been around Wade longer than five minutes knows he’s pretty laid-back about getting blown up and dismembered. A day in the life of Deadpool.
Does this kid even own a gun?
who needs guns when you have shooty white stuff that gets people stuck to things!
Wade starts grinning, mostly about the shit Parker shoots out of his wrists. Luckily before the smirk gets too weird, he starts piling into his burrito again and doesn’t say anything more until it’s gone. He wads up the foil it came in and tosses it lightly so it lands in a nice little ball on the tray. While he takes another drink of his not-as-hot coffee, with his other hand he plucks a cinnamon stick from its sleeve and dunks it straight into the little plastic dish of icing. Licking some of the remnants of bacon and egg and burrito from his lips, Wade proceeds to bite the iced end off. The icing rather gracefully drips off in a string and onto the front of his suit. His eyes flick down with a noise in the back of his throat, looking at the slight mess with a purse of his lips.
Speaking of white stuff.
it’s sticky too…
There’s kind of a low growl in his chest. “’Not what it looks like.” Wade says, more to the voices in his head than to Peter. He glances around the table, looking for something. He eyes his companion. “You didn’t grab any napkins?”
"Is that so? Someone sounds very confident about themselves. Don’t let that confidence be your downfall."
cap, you're dealing with a highly trained mercenary with a side of super badass skills. cocky is part of my job title.
Oh, I’m sorry… I’m suppose to jump on you and kiss ya, right?
Yes!
yes yes yes yes yes!!
are you.. are you joking? youre seriously gonna kiss me?
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(( seriously having trouble replying to things.. lmao ))
Send me a Symbol
✉: For a regular text message from my muse.
♣: Here, have a not so regular (maybe even a dirty one) text message.
✍: For what my muse has written about yours in their diary.
✎: For an unsent letter from my muse (May be AU if you want, just let me know what kind of AU you want).
☎: For a drunk phone call.
☏: How about a voice message from my muse?
♥: The favorites of my muse- can be anything from music to sex positions, you're allowed to specify what you want.
∞: A random headcanon about my muse and yours.
☯: Here, have a hug from my muse.
☮: An argument I think my muse would have with yours.
♪: I've put all of my songs on shuffle- now I have to write a drabble involving our muses with the next song that comes on.
♬: Would you care to dance? My muse has to dance with yours.
♛: My muse is royalty for a day and you are their loyal subject- wait, what? What would my muse's reaction be to this idea?
♚: You are my master- hold on. What if my muse was the loyal subject, how would this go?
✖: Your muse is drowning in the bathtub when mine walks into the bathroom.
☠: Your muse has died, this is how mine reacts.
❂: My muse is clumsy and crashes into yours.
✈: Our muses are on a plane together, by accident or choice. This is what happens.
☢: It's too hot outside, how does my muse suggest our muses cool down?
ϟ: There's a storm going on and our muses are stuck together in a house- how will this go?
☂: It's pouring down and your muse forgot their umbrella, will my muse offer up theirs?
✧: Our muses went to eat out- where?
★: The stars are shining beautifully and my muse wants you to see them.
☾: It's in the middle of the night and my muse had a nightmare about yours- what does my muse do?
☼: The sun is shining bright and your muse got the bright idea of going out, does my muse agree with this?
☄: My muse is lost, luckily there is cellphone reception- does my muse dare to call yours for help?
♤: Our muses are playing a game, which kind and who is winning?
☻: Your muse got sunburnt, my muse didn't- how'd it happen and how'll mine help?
♒: Our muses are at the beach together, by accident or not, and yours was a bit too close to the waves- will my muse laugh or perhaps be helpful?
♦: Your muse asked mine to marry them, what's my muse's reaction?
◊: Your muse comes to mine, crying, how does my muse react?
✘: Scars aren't very pretty- my muse has to show you theirs.
✦: My muse was attacked but yours saved them- how'll my muse ever thank them?
(( i thought i was gonna get on again today but i'm having an army of two marathon with a friend. smoochies! will reply to things tomorrow! ))
Deadpool by ~spytroop
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(( i think a sitcom needs to be made called "everybody hates deadpool". lmao it's how i feel lately. ))
Or you can just not wear pants. I'll zip over to your place.
well okay then, webhead..
This is strange.
no one's ever given us the option to keep our pants off before!!
Usually when I run into you— I want things to end immediately.
honestly, your panties in a bunch today or somethin? those are some mighty mean words, young lady.
"Err— Sure, kiddo. If you really want to pair up so badly. I’ll see what I can do. No promises, though."
I'm not sure he has the age qualifications over us to be saying 'kiddo'.
who cares!!! we're gonna be deadpool saves america now! i never saw us getting this far..
you won't regret it, cap, i'm probably the best partner there is. hands down
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This is going to be a really long day, isn’t it? { The agent sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose. }
only if you waaaaaant it to be...
Wink, wink.
nudge nudge!!! ovo
You don't bother me, dude. Well... not all the time. Want some company, pal?
yeeeeeah, i guess so. but i'll have to put pants on for this and that's just a painful thought.
