Eternal Bane

Hatter winks and grins to show his snarky side.

“I’ve already said that they’re yours to take. Don’t think about it so much.”

Even as he said this though, it appeared that her mind was elsewhere. Jeez.. it was just a dessert, anyway. “Seriously.” he added, the corners of his mouth turning down into a minor pout. “I really don’t need—-“

Raising his eyebrows in a bit of surprise, he blinked at her strange offer. In exchange for the treats, she would fight him? He couldn’t help but laugh a bit, finding it odd that she would want to do something like that.

“It’s not that I don’t want to accept your little challenge, but ..”

No matter what he says, I am not going to take no for an answer! If I didn't do anything in return for this food I would be disgracing my origin!

Though after a few more words and silence she noticed his expression changing after she mentioned that she would spar with him in return for the food. She had suggested it after realizing he was a fighter but she wasn't sure if it was a good offer to begin with.

I would have to get Guy-Sama's permission before fighting too...I think he said something about not wanting to cause a big commotion. Caster did narrow her eyes though when Yuri implied that he would end up hurting her.

Hatter grins.

She kept on thinking and thinking until she finally remembered.

Were you aware that Mr. Cee Lo Green’s song ‘Fuck You’ has a chorus formed by haiku?”

I see you driving

‘Round town with the girl I love

And I’m like ‘Fuck you!’

Caster wasn't familiar with modern songs nor did she particularly like the words of the haiku.

Does it even really have a meaning and then another meaning like most of the haikus I know of?

But, she shouldn't judge other people's tastes in poetry.

‘Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don’t make sense.

Hippopotamus.’

But a little while

Together, we thought our love would

Last a thousand years

Ron stared, a little confused, mostly frightened, at the girl in front of him. She was kinda scary. Ron didn’t like scary people. He almost screamed, but he pulled himself together.

“Ahem. It seems that I am no longer wanted. I think I’ll leave.”

Caster giggled, certainly proud of herself that she had managed to chase away whoever that kid was. She really didn't want to have to do anything to him after all, the school and her Master would scold her if she did.

"And good riddence~ I don't have time to waste on weird people like you."

...

Caster was going to let it go, she really was because after all this was a kid and if she did something Guy was sure to hear about it and scold her. But, she really didn't like it when people called her things. However, thanks to a little bit of sanity and common sense she held herself back a little bit longer.

“You got it!”

“Take the whole plate, if you want.”

Upon hearing that she wanted to repay him, he sighed beneath his breath. “Nah, you don’t have to do that; I don’t want anything. Really.”

For a few moments, Caster just stayed silent. Although sometimes if someone does a good deed she'll just take it but these treats would be for Guy-Sama as well so she had to do something in return.

"I'd love to take the whole plate, but I can't do that unless I have a way to repay you."

After all, she wanted to be able to show gratitude to someone who would indirectly be doing something to make her beloved Master happy. Not to mention, Guy might be disappointed in her if she just took these treats without giving something in return. She didn't want that.

He waved his hands back and forth with each word:

“Class. Is. Absurd.” Ron nodded. “End of story.”

He's probably the type of person who isn't good at academics...and maybe sports too...

Caster knew that nothing she said was going to get through to this kid so she sighed and mentally threw her hands in the air in defeat.

“I DO NOT KNOW! COULD YOU HELP ME FIND MY CLASS AS WELL?”

"YOU'RE MISSING YOUR CLASS TOO!? I WONDER WHERE THEY ALL WENT, I HOPE THEY DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT US!!!"