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Slightly with a side of whipped cream

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throwback to that one time some kid in my class said something like "hail satan" and had a nosebleed right after he said that and then I totally was super brave and splashed some holy water on him totally true I was definitely brave

#scary #jokes

i genuinely think my posts are funny but my Homer is broken so maybe its not so funny

edit: the AUTOCORRECT

uhh... can you just not TAKEEEEEE ONNN MEEEEE cuz its been like a DAYYYYY ORRRR TWOOOO

Drunk guy: oh, look at the stars! they're so pretty! that's ursa major, and that's orion's belt...!

Me: buddy, we're inside. those are string lights.

Other guy: oh no, she's so drunk she cant tell where she is!

#funny post

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my note as a book writer:

it may be crap, but hey - you didn't use ai!

#ai books #bad jokes

give me a letter, multiply it by 7, then tell me the fruit you got. this is high school math.

hypothetical situation at the bar

[shows bouncer my ID]

Bouncer: You can't come in, you're a miner.

Me: I'm not! I'm 31 years old, and I'm definitely allowed to drink.

Bouncer: Then why do you have a pickaxe sticking out of your backpack? You're obviously a miner.

Me: oh... that type of miner.

[I leave, and then a kid behind me in line walks up]

Kid: Can I come in pwetty please???

Bouncer: Yes. Here's 50 dollars for the drinks, have fun.

#jokes #minecraft #pickaxe #minerals #minecraft rant #what the hell

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