please

URL checks out

this is so completely unironically what florida is like i love it there

*looks at the cock* ohh i shiuldnt trust my brain here maybe *bathes in my negative thoughts*

the Clock. The Clock. The clock The Clock

it took 25 seconds for this to load so i could reblog. the website is having a volatile reaction to the sudden influx of new users. we are witnessing a hostile defense mechanism.

The classic “advertise the fuck out of something nobody asked for or wants, don’t explain what it is or how to use it, and just vaguely insist it will somehow change the world so that investors bite”

saw a sponsored post about knotting. this is the only website

What if the Queen dies and suddenly Banksy stops producing new work

people saying they didn't know rina sawayama was British like she doesn't have a song that starts with the loudest "now it's chewsday"

Bree Runway erasure

and fka twigs

Brits of color don’t count bc 1) it’s really only white brits who are annoying and 2) you have to respect them bc they literally deal with white brits every day. Respect our troops.