#1 tatsulisa truther

at my 9 to 5 office job looking at a picture frame on my desk longingly. there is nothing in the frame

on my wedding day they wont be doing any of that performative "save the environment" shit where they throw birdseed instead of rice or confetti. theyll be throwing temmie flakes. and i will catch all of them. in my mouth. and eat them.

trying to find the sweet elixr (water bottle) in this awfully dark cave (my bed at night with no lights on) and then i hear it. the movement of liquid. i use echolocation (the sound of the water sloshing around in the bottle as i move my covers to try shaking it out) to retrieve the artfiact from the secret passage (blanket that is balled up) and take a sip. i then smile as it gives me a thank you gift for saving it (hydration)

a programmer who really hates double datatypes goes to tim hortons: can i get an int int.