wild honey smells like freedom

jesus i am pathetic as fuck

my dads like "as long as youre doing well socially dont mind your classes too much" I AM SHIT AT BOTH

Imagine you're in a car with your brother and you keep telling him "slow down, you're going too fast" and he insists "I've got it under control!" And then he hits someone and you get out of the car and find out it's your sister. Your brother goes crazy from guilt and starts running over people left and right until you have to kill him to make sure no one else dies. Then years later he comes back to life and his boyfriend reveals oh guess what fuckhead. The reason he had to drive recklessly everywhere? Because he gave his legs to you in a secret operation you didnt know about. That's mdzs from Jiang Cheng's pov

Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

Get up girls we have another day of obsessing over fictional characters to cope with reality ahead of us