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“ You're talking a lot of shit for someone in cumshot distance “

“ Oh my god is that Charles E Cheese? “

“ Bold of you to assume I don't like the taste of paper. “

“ Why would she keep and stay in education as a career when you can make 3 times the money looking at Memes all day in an office? “

“ I admire assassins~ Y'know, it's just so impressive how you got "ass" in the same word twice! And yours is the best one I've seen in a while “

“ OH YOU'RE NOT ASLEEP YOU'RE JUST GAY!  “

“ Thanks. For you I read a book. “

“ Grab my finger with your toes!!! “

“ would be slightly more inclined to eat unicorn nuts than camel nuts solely based on the assumption that unicorn balls are inherently magical.  “

“ That guy's going places. probably a jail cell.  “

“ I JUST WANT MY EYES BACK. “

“ Are you done crying? Like the little shit baby you are? “

“ You're making a joke out of my cannibalism? “

“ I'D USE ANY RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY AS AN EXCUSE TO UHAUL MY LOVE TO YOU.  “

"That means you recognize me as your formidable rival, don't you?!"

"Hey, don't stop now. Wat happens next?"

"I'm the kind of ordinary that I'd get excited while corssing the road at a red light. When no cars are coming."

"Oh no! They're so beautiful I almost tripped!"

"Aren't you just GODDAMN lively as ever?"

"Come in, sit down, and leave a lot of your scent behind!"

"Everything happened because of my selfish reasons. I'll never do it again."

“Excuse me are we just going to go over the part where they ripped my arms off?”

“No, I had nothing to do with that. That was super fucked up.”

“you never know when someone might plug in an electric blanket into the same outlet as a meditative rock fountain.”

"Only a fucking dickhole betrays their friends."

"well maybe he wouldn't have needed to if his friends weren't a bunch of sefish bitches."

"Seriously, what the FUCK are you talking about?"

"I'm talking about... Hipsterism."

"Your sibling is like a tiny little Hannibal Lecter..."

"You're damn right I'm ready. Gobble, Gobble, motherfucker."

"I have no clue what the fuck you're talking about. I think you're making up words."

"I said juice. Not a fucking gallon of gasoline."

"Yeah, yeah. Vitamins, organs, blah blah blah."

69 icons of Taako from the TAZ Graphic Novel

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