Not Even The Rain

Please stay

mutuals I am extending a bag of chips towards you and giving it a shake to imply I want you to have some.

I don’t know how many more “is this ai or not” I have left in me before I lose my mind and have to explode everyone that uses it

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

i'm gonna be really good at being someone's dead wife

I realize we've all said this many, many times before, but the crab rave cannot come soon enough.