we serve shitposts here

you will cha cha slide at my funeral

it was the best of times, it was the worst of times. mostly the worst. cause it was the plague

the fruits of my labors include. apples. pears.. persimmons

ah yes the two genders: nerf or nothing

meet the worm

the tortoise and the hare teaches us the valuable lesson that you shouldnt fuck around with a tortoise

the ultimate stim toy....... random shit in my pocket to fiddle with

people really just out here naming their fics shit like "The Chains That Bind Us Together Have Long Since Rusted" and its about minecraft youtubers

everything is falling apart. but then i go outside and the birds are singing and theres butterflies fluttering about and things are okay

pisses me off when i get two mosquitoes bites close together. some asshole double dipper thought they could bite me again??? fuck you. its one thing to bite me once, but to do it twice? youre scum.

my mom got the mail and told me to come outside bc there was a caterpillar and we stared at the caterpillar together. the world is full of so much joy and whimsy if you look for it