"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

just put my joint out on the open mind of a child searing it and instantly destroying his ability to dream or imagine. sad but i don't care

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

what if im not medically depressed what if im just a massive lazy cunt and big loser

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

y'all remember when we glomped?

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website

does anyone know how to respond when people text you

social energy life hacks

talking with my friends who i love strategy & guide

Im Gaining my mind. Im going Sane #positivity

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