Hivedrone

the first thing the scientist does after being bitten is eat an entire bulb of raw garlic. they record all their experiments and start putting clips on youtube. eventually it gets so popular they get a network tv show. it’s called Vampire MythBusters

The mental shift between realising this is animated.

Finally CGI has advanced far enough that we have the ending to Monty Python and the Holy Grail that we deserve

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

GET BACK TO WORK

tiramisu

you need to be nicer to people who have never had a chance to learn to do what you want from them. you need to.

like, universally. everyone reading this really could be nicer to ppl with no life experience. do u know what it’s like to spend years living in some sort of fucked up rapunzel scenario?

the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me

a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before

🦠 #my crobe