mel

i think the worst thing is when you see pretty girls in public and you cant stop staring at them but you afraid they might think you hating like sis i promise i’m just a fan admiring a work of art believe me

If we date, you gotta kiss me every 2 minutes

me: mayb…i am worthy of love n attention ? brain: unrealistic. blocked

shrek yourself before you wreck yourself

things heating up in the Shrek fandom.

Bruh

Yooooooo…

Levels

I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

black mirror season 4

Savage

Oh wow

me: *takes a long swig from a flask i was carrying in my purse* barkeep: ma'am no outside drinks are permitted me, hoarsely: this is flour

are you ever just really thankful you didn’t share any big secrets with the “friends” you don’t talk to anymore