El dia comenzó entusiasmado y alegre.

cancelling my evil plans due to coronavirus

postponing my villainous scheme to test out my latest evil invention on the city due to everyone being quarantined

i know it’s you megamind

a lot of men say they want women to embrace their natural beauty but they really just want women who are already “pretty enough” without makeup to not wear makeup… like, you don’t want someone to show their natural acne and scars and natural hyper pigmentation, you don’t let women have their natural mustaches, chin hair, beards, and unibrows without shitting on them, which is exactly how they grow for a lot of people, etc. you want women to wax and shape their natural brows, remove their natural facial hair and body hair, and do a strict skincare regimen to manipulate the chemistry and physiological processes of their skin to maintain clear unblemished skin and adhere to already existing beauty standards. you just don’t want them to wear the style of makeup you don’t like lol

reblog if you're a lil ugly and you fall in love with anyone who's kinda nice to you

when i was 15 i dated someone who was 22 years old. at the time it was fine and i saw nothing wrong with it. now, as someone who has been 22 once or twice, what the fuck is wrong with you? you’re old enough to go to bars, use dating websites, do LITERALLY anything else besides hang out at the hot topic in the mall flirting with 9th graders who are buying PINS for their BACKPACKS with their PARENTS money