Beautifully Grotesque

The fact that carol can like, slightly warm things with her powers has so many possibilities. She can give uncomfortable hand shakes. She can warm hot chocolate for you. Oh shit I forgot to defrost the chicken for Maria, no probs! Instant grilled chicken. But something really cool to see is like??? Carol accidentally melting a doorknob. Carol just vaporizing a snow ball bc Thor bet her 20 bucks that she couldn’t throw it over the compound and she forgot snow and heat ain’t pals. Carol incinerating her 3rd lesbian flannel tm. The list goes on.

Carol keeps a package of popcorn kernels with her at all times and whenever the others get into arguments she just lounges a few feet away, popping the corn and munching it while watching Clint’s 20-minute monologue about how beech furnace is responsible for capitalism

Whenever one of the avengers says something really dumb, Carol remembers. And whenever they have a cold beverage and look the other way, she will pick it up and hold it gently, just long enough to make it grossly warm. Revenge may be best served cold, but justice is a lukewarm beverage and Clint has drank it many many times.

Peter calls this process “making some dumb juice”

I want to be this big rat on the warm cloths :(

this benevolent alien is living their best life

That boi got big fëët

He boot just right for he got damn feet

ALWAYS TRUST YOUR CAT

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?????

SHES SO GOOD OH MY GOD IM CRYI

I love her 😍