This is (Mekare) Madness!!!

i am 1000% cooler online which is not a good thing because im not even cool online

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

the block button really does speak to me like the cursed amulet sometimes. thousands have been slain for minor acts of treason. all for the glory of my kingdom of course

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter